Advice Column


ARE YOU A RACIST? TAKE THIS SIMPLE TEST TO FIND OUT!

<Hr><h1>ARE YOU A RACIST? TAKE THIS SIMPLE TEST TO FIND OUT!</h1>

These days, it is very difficult to determine who is a racist and who isn't. Racists are very clever at pretending that they are not, sometimes even disguising themselves as a Person of Colour in order to spread their racist ideologies. For years I didn't think I was a racist but I recently discovered that I was. Luckily, I went to a cultural sensitivity class and was cured of my racism. Take our test to find out if you are racist - if it turns out that you are you may want to click on our sponsor's banners at the bottom - 97% of scientists funded by the government agree that their...

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Dear Gertrude…

<HR><h1>Dear Gertrude…</h1>

We live in a sexy, sexy world. Sex is a subject that is on everyone’s lips. Some people get too much, some not enough and some prefer a hassle free fingerbang. Many problems can arise from our pursuit of sex related gratification. Our resident sex therapist Gertrude answers some of our readers more pressing concerns in regards to sex and sexuality. ------           Dear Gerty, I am the Indian student. Why do the Australian lady only are wanting the sexy with me when they are sleeping in my taxi cab? Gerty says, You silly duffer! The ladies...

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Ask Mr. Muzzi

<HR><h1>Ask Mr. Muzzi</h1>

Navigating your way around a multicultural society can sometimes be confusing. Our resident multicultural liaison officer, Mr. Muzzi has a deep understanding of the sensitive issues facing today's multicultural multicultarist's and their respective religious and social needs irrespective of their religious and social needs. Mr. Muzzi is a shining beacon of compassion and is a fine example of Islam: the religion of peace, love, tenderness, understanding and lots of other really, really nice stuff. ------             Dearest Mr. Muzzi, When...

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Dear Gertrude…

<HR><h1>Dear Gertrude…</h1>

Dear Gertrude is a help and advice column for our loyal readers. Each week, Gerty answers reader’s questions and gives them helpful lifestyle tips for dealing with life issues in the modern age. ------           Dear Gerty, I am writing to you as a last resort, I desperately need help and direction. Recently, my life has been beset by one tragedy after another. Most recently, both my parents were butchered by a nazi man high on crystal meth. This comes a year after losing a baby whom I accidently stabbed with an AIDS needle through no fault...

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