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Cannibal Holocaust.

Today, I wrote a short, short story which is really an alternative chapter for "The Road" but set in the city I live in. If you have read The Road you will recognise several lines that I "sampled" from Cormac McCarthy's book. I tried to emulate his paragraph structure, keeping them short and concise. It probably won't be that interesting to you if you haven't read The Road, or seen the movie. I couldn't give a fuck cunt. ------ Stronghold. Of all the memories I have of the old world, the one that is foremost in my mind is the memory of the last sunset. The park on that day was unusually full...

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Dear Gertrude…

<HR><h1>Dear Gertrude…</h1>

We live in a sexy, sexy world. Sex is a subject that is on everyone’s lips. Some people get too much, some not enough and some prefer a hassle free fingerbang. Many problems can arise from our pursuit of sex related gratification. Our resident sex therapist Gertrude answers some of our readers more pressing concerns in regards to sex and sexuality. ------           Dear Gerty, I am the Indian student. Why do the Australian lady only are wanting the sexy with me when they are sleeping in my taxi cab? Gerty says, You silly duffer! The ladies...

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